Mayakkam Enna : List of things you learn from the movie

I hate these lists , but felt , just had to : SPOILER ALERT !!! (dont read if u haven't seen the movie)

• African elephants can be shot in india
• Rather than go the legal way n fighting for your rights and honours , creative guys in indian just sulk and require HOT wives to keep them alive.
• HOT women fall for creative guys as well , even if they haven't yet achieved anything big in life.
• Never trust your guy friends
• Trust your guy friend's father
• Your hairstyle changes as u bekome more experienced in photography
• dating doesn't work at all in india
• No matter how expensive your equipment , or how much effort you took in taking pictures , all that down the drain if you can't watermark/date timestamp your photos.
• One day u will thank all the people who made your life miserable
• Use plastic bottles at wedding receptions
• You can fool old men with ur photography as they have really bad eye sight
• Women only start smiling at guys only after they see the guys cry. 
• All boy / gal fights in tamil nadu , end in love.
• Never read your newspaper in the balcony, similar consequences of texting (not sexting) while jaywalking
• TASMACs open till dawn !!!
• Don't underestimate the power of tamil magazines, look small , reach big !!! even if mostly found in the dustbin
• When one master photographer rejects you as an assistant ,never try , try , try another !!!

Excuses to buy Maui Jim

After my usual extensive , long and tiresome (for both of us) hunt for good sunglasses finally set my eyes on Maui Jims. But the catch , too damn expensive !!! Since i just paid for contacts too for the whole year !!! So these are the list of reasons i found over a few weeks (yes weeks to choose) !!!

Top 10 excuses given to wife to get Maui Jim sunglasses :

1. I don't wear a watch so can spend more on sunglasses
2. She will look better , with me looking cooler :)
3. Lifetime warranty so it will last longer than me
4. Nee yen kannu mathurile athai pathukakanum le (you are like my eyes , so i have to protect it)
5. Showed her youtube videos explaining the tech behind it.
6. Explained rajinikanth has them too :( (somehow backlashed!!)
8. Explained Tom Cruise has them :) (saved)
9. If i get these i don't have to take her to 10 more shops in 2 days to look for other brands.
10. No more Non Veg food for a month , hence savings ( got reprieve from that though :) )